The Ballad of Andy

(Music and lyrics: G. D'Agostino)
© 2008

Andy, Andy --
why’d you have to go and leave us all alone?

Oh Andy, why’d you have to go
and leave us all alone?
Remember we’d go to Ri-Ra’s
in lovely downtown Providence?

You’d order Bangers and Mash,
and I’d order Fish & Chips --
and Ed? Well he’d have an Irish Breakfast
with extra blood puddings.

We’d sit and argue and such
and insult each other 'til Ed’d storm off,
and argue about if ugly young girls
could still be called hags.

Andy, Andy --
why’d you have to go and leave us all alone?
Andy, Andy --
why’d you have to go and leave us all alone?

And now, instead of recording Knobcasts,
or looking at naked girls in strips clubs,
all you want to do is plug your computer
into a Gigabit Ethernet LAN…

…and play your MMORPG’s --
that’s “Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games”,
for those not in the know.

And now you’re so obsessed with your video games
you can’t even go to the loo to take a shit,
so you make your poor wife empty your bedpan!

Well I may be a knob, and Ed may be a knob --
but you, you’re a twat and a knob-end!

Andy, Andy --
why’d you have to go and leave us all alone?
Andy, Andy --
why’d you have to go and leave us all alone?

Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy!